Can't Even X in Ohio lack the capacity
to acquire nonsense inside the state of.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to have any worthless matter during residing within Ohio. No crap in my possession, sadly.
Sadly, I can't obtain a single feces within
Ohio. There is no crap available in this region, unfortunately. Can't acquire any waste in the great state of OH.
Alas, I can't possess the capacity to possess a single garbage while living in the Buckeye State. No garbage available in these parts, unfortunately. I am lacking any matter within Ohio.
Regrettably, it is beyond my control to have a single waste while located in Ohio. There is no crap available in this area, unfortunately. I lack the ability to own even a speck of excrement inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, sadly I am unable to acquire any crap during staying inside the state of Ohio. No nonsense to be found here, unfortunately. I don't have even a trace of dung inside Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I don't have the ability to obtain even a single feces whilst living inside the state of Ohio. No garbage available in this area, sadly. I am unable to possess even a trace of excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am powerless to possess the slightest bit of junk while residing within Ohio. No junk for me, alas. I don't have the tiniest bit of excrement within the great state of Ohio.
