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the state of Ohio. There is no crap to be found within these boundaries, regrettably. I am unable to own a single shit inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
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a single waste during living within the state of Ohio. No garbage in my possession, alas. I lack the tiniest bit of dung within Ohio.
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trace of dung within the great state of Ohio.
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